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Friday, February 22, 2008

This one time...

Excerpts from the shit I listen to at work....

When I was in the military.. oh ya.. I used to lead PT.. I loved that shit.. everyone having to listen to me.. Ready.. Move! so ya I made this gym at my house.. it's kick ass..what.. want me to tell you how many reps I can do with my penis? Did I tell you this one time.. when I kicked this mu'fu**ers ass for running his mouth to me.. he was on the floor bleeding and shit.. six minute abs.. ha no you do 15 sets.. doesn't matter how many reps.. the rule is between 4 and 10.. man I was sore for a minute, but I did 23423 lbs.. no preacher curls.. when I worked for Kirby.. hell ya.. top of the team.. number one sales guy.. I rocked that shit.. knock on people's door.. excuse me.. can I take a look at your floor for a second.. then just slip right in.. got 'em every time. I think I'm gonna take up a new hobby.. buy an old car fix it up.. no I don't know anything about cars.. who needs to.. no the internet.. shitt I can put anything together..

Please... Please.. PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE someone show me some mercy and shove an ice pick in my ears... Please?

1 People who coughed on a furball:

Denise said...

lol It's posts like this that make me glad I work from home.