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Today we bring to you a lesson in Spanis(ish).


And before you go getting all "that's not nice!" on me.
I got this from one of the guys in my office and he's Puerto Rican - so

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: WATER
My wife gets mad and I don't even know water problem is!


SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: MUSHROOM
Yo, when all my familia gets in the car, there's not mushroom...


SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CHICKEN
My girlfriend wanted me to go to the store, but chicken go by herself.


SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: LIVER & CHEESE
Some guy tried to sweet talk my woman.. I told him, yo loco, liver alone, cheese mine.


SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JULY
Ju tol me ju were goin to the store and July to me! Julyer!


SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: WAFER
I wanted to go with my mom to the flea market pero she didn't wafer me!


SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: HERPES
I had some cake to share with my wife, this is my piece this is herpes


SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: TISSUE
I told you if you didn't know how to do it, I could tissue.


SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CASHEW
I was running after you but I couldn't cashew!


SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: BISHOP
We went out to the club y mi vieja got drunk and fell down, so I had to pick the bishop.