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Tuesday, November 18, 2008

The Persistent Puerto Rican strikes again

Yesterday a yahoo messenger window pops up and the following conversation ensued.

PPR (11/17/2008 10:23:14 AM): Yoyo
Dmpl Grl (11/17/2008 10:23:18 AM): morning
PPR (11/17/2008 10:23:35 AM): I want some head
Dmpl Grl (11/17/2008 10:26:45 AM): I want a lot of things
PPR (11/17/2008 10:27:58 AM): I wanna leave a seed up in one of these white girls
Dmpl Grl (11/17/2008 10:28:17 AM): why - you want a baby?
PPR (11/17/2008 10:29:43 AM): Yes
Dmpl Grl (11/17/2008 10:30:01 AM): just squirting in some random chic isn't the best way to go about that sweetie
PPR (11/17/2008 10:30:32 AM): I know
PPR (11/17/2008 10:30:39 AM): So have nominated u
PPR (11/17/2008 10:30:44 AM): Lol

Dmpl Grl (11/17/2008 10:30:46 AM): nice
PPR (11/17/2008 10:30:47 AM): Lol
PPR (11/17/2008 10:30:51 AM): Kidding
Dmpl Grl (11/17/2008 10:30:58 AM): no shit

This this morning

Ring - ring

Me: What?
PPR: So what's up
Me: Let me guess, you're in town, leaving the chic's house and want to stop by.
PPR: Ah come on now - it's not like that. Yea I am in town, but I thought maybe we could get some breakfast and hang out for a few.

five more minutes of random BS....

Me: What is it that makes you think I'll ever change my mind and decide to become a part of your harem?
PPR: I like you.
Me: You don't KNOW me.
PPR: Well one day you're going to need it. And I want to be the one to give it to you, I'd give you the royal treatment. I mean I give all the ladies the royal treatment, but for you, you get the royal royal treatment.
PPR: Ok you suck, I just thought we could hang out, get some breakfast and stuff.

Then one of us dropped the call and I went and stood under the shower for half an hour wondering why, why is it that I have guys like this coming out of the wood work but the one guy my scrambled heart and brain decided to connect with doesn't like me back.

2 People who coughed on a furball:

Ms. Florida Transplant said...

I think it's way past time to block his calls and IMs. LOSER.

Mollie said...

I know - but he amuses me lol. And seeing as how there is very little in my life right now to be amused about I'll take a laugh or two anywhere I can get it!