That'll Teach It:
Police say Keith Walendowski shot his lawn mower July 25 because it wouldn't start. "It's my lawn mower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want," officers reported the Milwaukee man as saying. He faced a felony charge of owning a sawed-off shotgun and a misdemeanor disorderly conduct charge.
Are you serious? I mean really really serious? This is what the news has come to. Yahoos who discharge illegally owned fire arms at lawn equipment.
Bet it started up real good like after he shot it.