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Thursday, August 21, 2008

When I put her down, She's Staying Down!

A man and his ever nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem. While they were there the wife passed away.

The undertaker told the husband,"You can have her shipped home for $5,000.00, or you bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00."

The man thought about it and told the undertaker he would just have his wife shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000.00 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would only spend $150.00?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

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