This guy on OkCupid messaged me earlier today. We chatted for a while, had some decent converstation then he signed off for a while and I went to lunch.
Well he messages me back a couple of hours later and the following conversation takes place.
Before I post the conversation I'll give you some background on my 'friend' here. He's an aspiring film maker who apparently has a love of all things film, but is currently working at a hotel to fund the necessities of life.
I've changed his ID out of consideration for his privacy and his err seemingly fragile ego. And I've *** some of the not so nice words he used.
Here we go -
You may begin to sense my disbelief here..Filmguy (10/24/2008 2:24:09 PM): I hate this show!
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:24:31 PM): what the heck are you watching when you're supposed to be paying attention to talk to me?
Filmguy (10/24/2008 2:25:00 PM): I was NOT watching Scrubs
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:25:16 PM): uh huh sureeee
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:25:26 PM): I've actually never seen a full episode of that
Filmguy (10/24/2008 2:25:43 PM): It irks me as do many others
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:26:00 PM): I have about 5 shows that I'm addicted to, but other than that I don't watch much tv
Filmguy (10/24/2008 2:26:11 PM): what shows?
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:26:16 PM): you first lol
Filmguy (10/24/2008 2:26:29 PM): No you
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:26:48 PM): smallville, supernatural, house, bones, desperate house hoes, Greys and Ugly Betty
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:26:54 PM): ok so maybe that's like 7
Filmguy (10/24/2008 2:27:10 PM): Oh lord haha
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:27:23 PM): oh and ghost whisperer but that's more b/c J Love Hewitt is a hot little thing
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:27:34 PM): with really nice tetas
Filmguy (10/24/2008 2:27:53 PM): I am biting my tongue
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:28:03 PM): oh no.. spit it out
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:28:18 PM): I'm dying to hear what you're thinking lol
Filmguy (10/24/2008 2:29:01 PM): Just such repetitive sappy crap and Ghost Whisperer has terrible sound
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:29:42 PM): there is so nothing sappy about House lol
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:29:49 PM): he's a total d*ck - which is why I love the show
Filmguy (10/24/2008 2:30:14 PM): oh let me be an asshole and not really help you save peoples lives but kinda help is like every f*cking episode haha
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:30:46 PM): everyone has their different likes and dislikes lol
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:30:54 PM): that's what makes the world such an interesting place
Filmguy (10/24/2008 2:31:23 PM): No I am actually certified to say what sucks and doesn't haha
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:31:43 PM): uh huh and monkeys might fly out of my ass
Filmguy (10/24/2008 2:31:50 PM): Um no
Filmguy (10/24/2008 2:31:56 PM): If you mock me on this area we are done
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:33:20 PM): I suppose it was nice talking to you then John Bob Jones
Filmguy (10/24/2008 2:33:44 PM): Fine then. This is my professional area
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:34:15 PM): that's fine, but it doesn't mean people don't have a right to their opinions sweet heart. I know plenty of 'professionals' who suck at their profession
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:34:28 PM): and I don't kiss anyone's ass, no matter how cute or well spoken they are
Filmguy (10/24/2008 2:34:42 PM): Fine then insinuate I suck at mine. Any f***ing idea how god d*mned rude you sound?
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:34:52 PM): rofl
Filmguy (10/24/2008 2:35:04 PM): Fine laugh I'm done here you're rude
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:35:10 PM): a few things before you go
Filmguy (10/24/2008 2:35:17 PM): No
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:35:26 PM): 1. I didn't insinuate YOU were rude. I said I know people who aren't great at their profession
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:35:37 PM): 2. GD is a very ugly word - I take offense at the use of it
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:35:51 PM): 3. If you're being serious then well I'm just sorry for you lol
Filmguy (10/24/2008 2:35:55 PM): Well I take offense at you being rude to my profession
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:36:33 PM): kiddo you work at a Hotel - I hate it for you but until you're making big bucks as a producer then front desk clerk is your Profession
Filmguy (10/24/2008 2:37:08 PM): F*CK OFF GOD GOD GOD D*MMIT D*MMIT D*MMIT
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:37:49 PM): how old are you again?
Filmguy (10/24/2008 2:38:02 PM): Leave me the f*ck alone
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:38:12 PM): omg you're really serious?
Filmguy (10/24/2008 2:38:21 PM): Yes you went way over the line
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:38:21 PM): like seriously for real serious?
continuing disbelief..
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:38:57 PM): oh wow you need to grow up sweetheart. If you start taking sh*t someone says in an IM personal you're going to get your little pride all skinned up in the real world
Filmguy (10/24/2008 2:39:22 PM): Yeah pardon I want someone to f*cking take what I am going to do with my life seriously
Filmguy (10/24/2008 2:39:29 PM): you have no respect do me a favor f*ck off
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:39:43 PM): you haven't even told me what you 'do with your life' other than working at a hotel
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:40:08 PM): and making JUDGMENTS about someone's tv program taste isn't a profession d*ck, it's an OPINION
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:46:13 PM): I have to say I'm in total disbelief here - but if I truly offended you I apologize, that was not my intention
So did I miss something or is this guy really just totally off his rocker??
3 People who coughed on a furball:
THAT is why all this digital communciation can suck, bad! So hard to read tone accurately in IM.
Ouch, Oops, Ouch.
You think you are joking and they think oh, so not!
But anyway, if someone can't accept a sincere apology after the miscommunication is cleared- then it's someone you don't want around.
I mean, how many miscommunciations are gonna come up over time? Lots.
Betta not to be so sensitive about one's plight in life that you can't laugh at your self, or each other! :)
Trust me, this one wouldn't have worked out anyway. He is overly sensitive about being overly important. You would never have been able to stroke his ego enough. Be glad you dodged the bullet, my dear.
(And this has happened to all of us at least once. Don't take it personally.)
You are hilarous! :)
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