This guy on OkCupid messaged me earlier today. We chatted for a while, had some decent converstation then he signed off for a while and I went to lunch.
Well he messages me back a couple of hours later and the following conversation takes place.
Before I post the conversation I'll give you some background on my 'friend' here. He's an aspiring film maker who apparently has a love of all things film, but is currently working at a hotel to fund the necessities of life.
I've changed his ID out of consideration for his privacy and his err seemingly fragile ego. And I've *** some of the not so nice words he used.
Here we go -
You may begin to sense my disbelief here..
Filmguy (10/24/2008 2:24:09 PM): I hate this show!
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:24:31 PM): what the heck are you watching when you're supposed to be paying attention to talk to me?
Filmguy (10/24/2008 2:25:00 PM): I was NOT watching Scrubs
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:25:16 PM): uh huh sureeee
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:25:26 PM): I've actually never seen a full episode of that
Filmguy (10/24/2008 2:25:43 PM): It irks me as do many others
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:26:00 PM): I have about 5 shows that I'm addicted to, but other than that I don't watch much tv
Filmguy (10/24/2008 2:26:11 PM): what shows?
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:26:16 PM): you first lol
Filmguy (10/24/2008 2:26:29 PM): No you
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:26:48 PM): smallville, supernatural, house, bones, desperate house hoes, Greys and Ugly Betty
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:26:54 PM): ok so maybe that's like 7
Filmguy (10/24/2008 2:27:10 PM): Oh lord haha
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:27:23 PM): oh and ghost whisperer but that's more b/c J Love Hewitt is a hot little thing
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:27:34 PM): with really nice tetas
Filmguy (10/24/2008 2:27:53 PM): I am biting my tongue
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:28:03 PM): oh no.. spit it out
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:28:18 PM): I'm dying to hear what you're thinking lol
Filmguy (10/24/2008 2:29:01 PM): Just such repetitive sappy crap and Ghost Whisperer has terrible sound
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:29:42 PM): there is so nothing sappy about House lol
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:29:49 PM): he's a total d*ck - which is why I love the show
Filmguy (10/24/2008 2:30:14 PM): oh let me be an asshole and not really help you save peoples lives but kinda help is like every f*cking episode haha
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:30:46 PM): everyone has their different likes and dislikes lol
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:30:54 PM): that's what makes the world such an interesting place
Filmguy (10/24/2008 2:31:23 PM): No I am actually certified to say what sucks and doesn't haha
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:31:43 PM): uh huh and monkeys might fly out of my ass
Filmguy (10/24/2008 2:31:50 PM): Um no
Filmguy (10/24/2008 2:31:56 PM): If you mock me on this area we are done
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:33:20 PM): I suppose it was nice talking to you then John Bob Jones
Filmguy (10/24/2008 2:33:44 PM): Fine then. This is my professional area
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:34:15 PM): that's fine, but it doesn't mean people don't have a right to their opinions sweet heart. I know plenty of 'professionals' who suck at their profession
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:34:28 PM): and I don't kiss anyone's ass, no matter how cute or well spoken they are
Filmguy (10/24/2008 2:34:42 PM): Fine then insinuate I suck at mine. Any f***ing idea how god d*mned rude you sound?
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:34:52 PM): rofl
Filmguy (10/24/2008 2:35:04 PM): Fine laugh I'm done here you're rude
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:35:10 PM): a few things before you go
Filmguy (10/24/2008 2:35:17 PM): No
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:35:26 PM): 1. I didn't insinuate YOU were rude. I said I know people who aren't great at their profession
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:35:37 PM): 2. GD is a very ugly word - I take offense at the use of it
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:35:51 PM): 3. If you're being serious then well I'm just sorry for you lol
Filmguy (10/24/2008 2:35:55 PM): Well I take offense at you being rude to my profession
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:36:33 PM): kiddo you work at a Hotel - I hate it for you but until you're making big bucks as a producer then front desk clerk is your Profession
Filmguy (10/24/2008 2:37:08 PM): F*CK OFF GOD GOD GOD D*MMIT D*MMIT D*MMIT
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:37:49 PM): how old are you again?
Filmguy (10/24/2008 2:38:02 PM): Leave me the f*ck alone
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:38:12 PM): omg you're really serious?
Filmguy (10/24/2008 2:38:21 PM): Yes you went way over the line
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:38:21 PM): like seriously for real serious?
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:38:57 PM): oh wow you need to grow up sweetheart. If you start taking sh*t someone says in an IM personal you're going to get your little pride all skinned up in the real world
Filmguy (10/24/2008 2:39:22 PM): Yeah pardon I want someone to f*cking take what I am going to do with my life seriously
Filmguy (10/24/2008 2:39:29 PM): you have no respect do me a favor f*ck off
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:39:43 PM): you haven't even told me what you 'do with your life' other than working at a hotel
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:40:08 PM): and making JUDGMENTS about someone's tv program taste isn't a profession d*ck, it's an OPINION
Dmpl Grl (10/24/2008 2:46:13 PM): I have to say I'm in total disbelief here - but if I truly offended you I apologize, that was not my intention
So did I miss something or is this guy really just totally off his rocker??